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The AI That Burns Your Idea

Before the market does. Submit your pitch, answer 5 brutal calibration questions, and get a completely unvarnished teardown.

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Don't fly blind

Frameworks used by top-tier investors and serial founders to stress-test ideas.

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Three Steps to Reality

01

Submit Pitch

Paste up to 3000 characters of your best "revolutionary" startup idea.

02

Calibrate

Answer 5 brutal questions to anchor our skepticism engine to reality.

03

Get Roasted

Unlock a multi-page PDF tearing down your assumptions and blind spots.

Our Methodology

The Skepticism Engine

We don't use generic GPT prompts. Your input runs through a deterministic scoring matrix before hitting the LLM, anchoring the AI to cold, hard reality.

"No competitors identified"+25 RISK
"I don't know market size"+15 RISK
"Clear distribution advantage"-10 RISK
Sample Verdict
87/100
Critical Risk Level
"You are building a vitamin disguised as a painkiller. The only people who will use this are your friends, and they will churn because the switching cost is zero."
Fatal Flaw #1
No distribution advantage over incumbents who already own the audience.

The Price of Truth

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The Teardown

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  • Brutally honest critique of your pitch
  • Deterministic Skepticism Scorecard
  • Identification of fatal flaws & blind spots
  • Full multi-page PDF Teardown Report
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Objections

FAQ

Is this just generic AI output?

No. We use a proprietary scoring matrix based on your calibration answers to anchor the LLM. It actively searches for logical holes in your specific Fermi estimates and competitive analysis.

Why €2.99?

Free tools are ignored. The price filters out low-effort noise and forces you to consider the output as a serious analytical opinion. If you aren't willing to pay €2.99 to test your idea, you aren't ready to build it.

Is my data safe?

We don't want your data. No accounts, no emails. Your pitch is deleted the moment the PDF is generated. We keep zero records of your idea.

What if the roast is wrong?

It's an analytical stress-test. If you can disprove our AI's thesis with data, you've just strengthened your pitch. The market won't be as polite as our bot when it proves you wrong.